Identity Crisis

In some ways I am an 80 year old woman. Like the fact that I love Wheel of Fortune or that I go to bed by 10 pm just about every night. Matt even claims that I drive like a grandma. On the other hand I am a complete child. We got a catalog in the mail today that I am pretty sure is for teens and younger, but I kind of love all the clothes. They are clothes that remind me of my childhood and I really want them. Like this totally cool sweatshirt. Or this tshirt. But in real life I am a 26 year old woman. I want to go back to being a 6 year old kid, yet I act like I am 80 most of the time. Who the heck am I?